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var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!

// Set up the quotations to be shown, below.
// To add more quotations, continue with the
// pattern, adding to the array.  Remember
// to increment the Quotation[x] index!

Quotation[0] = "\"Hold still Moe! It won't hurt.\" -- Sam";
Quotation[1] = "\"Did you remember to arm it?\" -- Ben";
Quotation[2] = "\"Epoxy rash sucks.\" -- Mike B.";
Quotation[3] = "\"A one that is not cold is hardly a one at all.\" -- Strongbad";
Quotation[4] = "\"This glue smells good... This might take awhile\" -- Dr. Beevers";
Quotation[5] = "\"Always purchase decoy items along with your pipe caps and pyrodex.\" -- Sam";
Quotation[6] = "\"Look both ways before detonating a fireball.\" -- Sam";
Quotation[7] = "\"If my wife doesn't buy lots of juice, I'm gonna blast her to the moon.\" -- Moe";
Quotation[8] = "Dad: \"What? Will she have a cow?\" Mom replies: \"She already had two!\"";
Quotation[9] = "Dad: \"Are those dogs in the back of that car?\" Ben: \"No. They're two old ladies.\"";

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var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();