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From front to back, Sam, Ben, and Moe.
We live(ed) near Cedar Rapids, Iowa, on a farm
called Homer's Happy Hog Farm.
We do have parents, so it's not like we are running
completely wild or anything (except for Moe), but they are
only minor players.
Sam
Sam petting his cat
"I
like basketball, working on the farm, running track, and
building stuff. I rule my brothers with an iron fist
despite the constant mutiny. With the aid of Ben (and
sometimes Moe, if I threaten him) I have built two tree
houses, an under ground fort (kind of), eight R/C airplanes,
countless implements for the lawn mower, and hundreds of
other little projects I can't remember. I want to build a real airplane someday
regardless of what my mom says." Sam,
23, was homeschooled from 4th grade through high school.
He suddenly disappeared after graduating from Iowa State
with a degree in aerospace engineering. We suspect he
may be working for an inferior construction equipment
company. He also has a private
pilot license and about 90 hours of flight time.
Ben
Ben running the chain saw whose engine now serves as the
Weed Wacker's power plant
Ben & Moe in the ditch during a rain
storm
"Ben (also known as Larry) likes to drive cars,
airplanes, tractors, anything that has wheels or wings.
He has made it clear that his main goal in life is to
own a BD-5j. I keep trying to talk him out of it but
he will not listen. Ben is fearless when it comes to
flying R/C airplanes. He isn't afraid of reducing his
airplanes or anyone else's for that matter into rubble.
I would hate to see what would happen if Larry got his
grubby little hands on a BD-5." Ben
,21,
was homeschooled from 2nd grade through high school. He has a private
pilot license with an accumulated flight time of around 110
hours.
Ben is currently a senior in aerospace engineering at Iowa State University.
Moe
Moe with a dead rabbit
Moe (AKA Luke AKA Brick AKA Moemeyer) is the
opposite of Sam and Ben; he likes turtles, slimy things, and
offering advise on subjects he knows nothing about. For
these reasons he is the best candidate for riding in the Weed
Wacker plane. Moe,
generally between the ages of 8 and 18, has been
homeschooled for the better part of his existence on this
planet. No information is available as to what he may have
been doing prior to the time when our parents purchased him
at a "blue light special." We do, however,
believe he may have been some sort of disgruntled wildlife
researcher (as evinced by his current fascination with bunny
hunting).
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