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Below
are a couple of spy photos of an unnamed aircraft seen in the vicinity of Homer's
Happy Hog Farm. No official explanation of the
aircraft is available, apparently because it is a Top-secret
program.

Oh, no! It's the Canadian air force!

Wait a minute. That was just some
idiot in an ultralight. Meh.
After
some investigation, we found this airplane to be useful for
doing several evil things. For one, it made an
excellent platform for dropping water balloons on
Homer. It was also quite useful in making raids on Skinhead's
sheep farm. It turns out that trees and power lines
can be a bit dangerous if two fat
people are trying to ride the airplane, since it
sometimes has trouble getting out of ground effect.
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