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The white weasel (AKA Sarah), is fat and lazy. The white weasel is always either eating, sleeping, or not using the litter box. This weasel is only slightly less evil than the black one. One time this ferret got out on the roof and jumped off, and my mom found it on the ground chasing the cats. The white weasel weighs about 2.5lbs. |
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The black weasel (AKA Susan) is smart, mean and very industrious. The black weasel is extremely bad. If I leave my flight-bag out, it will run up to it, open the zipper, and take the antenna off my transceiver. It then proceeds to apply acupuncture to the antenna and other soft parts of the transceiver. The black weasel is also quite fond of beer and bird seed. The black weasel weighs about 1.5lbs. |
When the ferrets get outside, they torment the cats and dig
burrows. If there is snow on the ground, then they will run just beneath the
surface and make little tunnels. Both ferrets will bite you if you aren't
careful, especially the black one. The ferrets are known to take stuff for their
own use, and do so quite often.